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Imagine Being Thorin’s Wife and Bilbo Not Knowing

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Warnings: Slightly suggestive

Originally posted by paulamaryst


“She is going to get herself killed,” whispering Bilbo motioned towards you, “He is going to kill her!” It had been explained to Bilbo in great detail how to act around Dwarves. There were just some things one should and shouldn’t do. No touching of the hair, no touching another’s food, no touching their coats and absolutely NO touching of another dwarf’s weapons. This of course did not apply to family and/or lovers.

“What on earth are you talking about lad?” Confusion swept through those present, they didn’t understand why Bilbo thought Thorin would harm you. The idea of Thorin hurting a hair on your head was just preposterous.

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